ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via lordelester)

veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

(via alex-gaskarths-dick)

voldey:

who did it better?

(via tattooed-disappointment)

veryemo:

The Wonder Years
I Just Want To Sell Out My Funeral

veryemo:

The Wonder Years

I Just Want To Sell Out My Funeral

(via virgindvrt)

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

image

(via tattooed-disappointment)

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

This is precisely how I flirt

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(via emerging-turtle)